Disappointing Affirmations

For the person who's tired of toxic positivity, this collection flips the script on motivational platitudes. Perfect for anyone who'd rather laugh at life's mess than pretend everything's fine.

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★ WHY IT'S WEIRD ★

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expected. that's the
whole point.

★ WHO IT'S FOR ★

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★ HEADS UP ★

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